i hereby coin this new terminology - self-hazard.
a person or a thing that is a danger to himself/herself.
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setting: bt merah polyclinic, in the patient waiting area in front of all the clinics…
It was a good ole workday at the polyclinic, as usual, it was filled to the brim. Patients are milling around waiting their turns, watching tv from the two HUGE tv sets suspended rite in front of the patient waiting area… there are very few empty seats around…
a female medical student darts out of rm 4 and rushes after a patient to get his ic no.
on the way back… as she walks with determination and speed and scribbles down the no. in her trusty little notebook… (well we’re all experts at walking and wraiting at the same time right?) and then…
BAM!
she collapses onto the floor…
audience (all the patients who’d been watching tv): WHOOOOAAAA… (their eyes drawn fr the boring news on the TV to the real-life scenario unfolding right under the tv….. the medical student had WALKED INTO the tv!)
quickly standing up, dishevelled, tears in her eyes and feeling like there’re birds chirping around her, she rushes back into the safe sanctuary of rm 4…
OMG… why am i so accident-prone? so paiseh!!!
my brains still feel kinda mushed up… a bit light-headed which accounts for all the giggling i did at odd words for the rest of the day…
like i will tend to giggle if i hear the word - basophil
and i’m really proud of my ‘battle’ wound - this formidable bump on the forehead… i think my frontalis kena bruised… it hurts to lift my eyebrow.
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on a separate note…
the dr still thinks i’m very iiiinnnntttttoooo fammed. god forbid! pls no! not a FP! i dun mind GP though.
and…
me on my aspiration: i like to do something that’s medical AND surgical… i like to get some hands on… so…. maybe thinking of AnE but still thinking about others…
dr: oh, then ent and OnG la…
me: ent… er… no i dun like to look at noses… it’s so gross… i’d rather do a VE…
dr: ok… so u prefer to look at vaginas to noses…
me: yea… can say so…
errol: she prefers to look at backside…
dr: well, sometimes it’s just a case of personal preference…
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dr: why is your cg so quiet? issit the afternoon buzz… (or sth like that, dunno wht he was saying…) so who’s the joker in this group?
everyone turns to look at me.
oei. this is so unfair lor… i’m very serious one ok… and i mean VERY serious…. like… this is a basophil kind of patho-serious. caos. i feel so insulted now. me the joker? :P haiz.
on the other hand, if u think that me, being so serious normally already, can be a joker… it’s not too hard to imagine how entirely un-funny the rest of my cg is! :P
seriously, haiz… u pple…
