Today my blog shall be devoted to what i’ve observed about various possessors of this elusive ‘Y’ chromosome, that we gals don’t have (and aren’t envious of - at least most of the time)
1. Started off my day with a real HIGH when i met the same cute guy i saw last week… Some guy from NUS who is able to chit chat with old ladies quite well and is realllli CUTE. It’s the type of guy whom I’ll cran my neck to take a second look if he walks past me. As luck will have it, I ended up sitting right opposite him both times :) YES!
omg he has such a charming, disarming smile… :) :) :)
2. Was chao irritated by this guy who was sitting at the tables on the second floor outside the library, while i was in one of the cubeys, 2nd floor in the library, ie. one wall separates us. He kept groaning and moaning and at one point said: ‘I hate patho.’ (which was how i found out he’s in yr 4 too) And then, it seemed as if he had ants in his pants cuz he kept wriggling about the chair and against the wall, and there were also some thumping sounds… dunno what he was doing, but it sure was mucho irritating. I was wondering who that was, and later on, I walked over to the area to investigate… and… ooooh why am i not surprised it was him?
Later on, he actually lay on the bench and fell asleep! I wanted to take a photo of him from within the library but hmmm… better not lah… what if he wakes up all of a sudden and thinks i’m some sort of voyeur? or worse, that i have a crush on him? YUCKS!
3. On the way across the carpark, saw this man smoking in front of a pregnant woman. I was quite disturbed, and then i saw him passe the cigarette to her (i presume wife) and she took this really long drag!!!
If you want your lungs to get all dark and icky and get all that lung cancer, by all means, but I don’t think it’s fair to subject your child to all the risks of IUGR and watnots! Foetal-maternal conflict!!! Should she be persecuted for causing deliberate harm to the foetus? Does the foetus’ rights take precedence over the mother’s? blah blah blah (pple, dun forget that your ethics case study is due in oct/nov this year.
4. Hear, hear gals, DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT get attached to any guy when he’s on the rebound. And for that you need to make sure he hasn’t broken up recently (ie. in the last 6mths at least, some coots take 1 yr to get over their soppy selves… over a r/s that didn’t last even a year!) Anyway, and you all guys out there, when you’ve just broken up, don’t go all needy for emotional attachment and get yourself attached to a girl (just for the sake of being in a r/s!) (And that goes for gals too!)
Whoever that &£%# was, you’re lucky i dunno your name… But all the same, I hope you get back with your ex, who will then dump you after one month for a guy who has qualities you perceive to be worse than yours!
That, or maybe you can get mumps orchitis. heheheh…
5. I think hygiene is a desirable quality passed down via the X sex chromosome and only shows its characteristic when both copies are present. This is probably the reason why so many guys are clueless about personal hygiene and prevention of *gasp* —B.O. I almost puked in the bus just now when a grp of stinky guys (school-going age) came up! *PHEW* Why are guys so smelly?
I am sooo glad most (i say most, hah) of my male classmates don’t stink.
very nice. i wan. :)
