A friend of mine blogged about his ‘TOP 10: My Pet Irritants’…
5. when dopey is in one of her manic moods: case in point -
dopey: “(molto presto) Hey! Must take bloods for bed 87 ah? Who is bed 87? Is it 87? Not 88 meh? I think its 88! No ah? (looks puzzlingly irritating) Is it that woman with the pneumonia??? (molto presto somemore) Or the one with the UTI? (tugs your sleeve) I think it’s the one with the pneumonia leh..how ah? The veins good or not? What if I cannot take blood? How?????? How??? (tugs your sleeve again)..i think hor……..”
me: “WHY CANT U JUST STOP TALKING!!!!!”
for a postive demonstration of “flight of ideas”..please catch her when she’s like that….u cant possibly miss it…..
Thus the announcement: for an encore, pls come look for me at SGH A&E where i’ll be hyper hyper manic most of the time.
I showed my mum this post… and she went:
my mother: what? is this? how come you’re called dopey? what is this dopey? sounds like a sweet… and how come u talk like that one huh… molto presto is what, very fast issit? i forgot all my piano liao.
me: …. er…. this is…
my mother: who is this friend? oh, that funny one with the bread rite? ya, how come our area neva give out the bread huh, i also want to try lor…
me: maybe… cos…
my mother: you cannot keep talking like that you know, must let yr friend talk too… eh WHO IS THIS FRIEND HUH… how can he shout at a girl…
me: er… that one lor… the auntie one…
my mother: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah… how come u ask me to read this la, very funny meh? i rather watch the korean show k… don’t disturb me!!! (and thankfully shuffles off to continue with her korean drama…)
me: er… … …
