1. oops! (any kind of OOPS!)

2. “Auntie ah, i am a medical student, do u mind if i ask you some questions/examine you/set plug for you?”

3. FLAT LINEEEE!!!

4. “LOCTOR! (mistaking medical student for doctor) my mother in here for soooo long liao, they say want to observe her? put her in this bed here in this place, dunno where for sooo long meh? like that how can? no body tend to her!!!”
poor mistaken medical student: er, how long have you been here already…
disgruntled relative: 2 hours lor! why so long one huh?
poor mistaken MS: (er, 2 hrs only ah, man man dan lor… still got loooong way to go…) oh, sorry uncle, i am only a medical student, so i am not very sure what the doctor planned for your mother… but you see we have many other patients here too, and maybe the nurses are also trying to arrange plans for your mother… i am very sorry you have to wait so long… if you want to know more, maybe you can ask the nurse at the centre there?”

5. MISSY MISSY WO YAO XIAO BIAN! (nurse, nurse, i need to pass urine!) YAO CHU LAI LE! (this is from the ah-ma who has just been given diuretic… when this happens, if no nurse is around to help you, pls run to the disposal area to grab a bedpan before your patient wets the bed and creates a mess in front of you!

6. It’s gonna explode in a while! / Now very quiet, later sure explode!!!

7. *creak creak CRAAAACK!!!* during CPR… -_-

8. “The canisters have run out of oxygen!!!”

9. XX hospital has closed their A&E again! *groanz*

10. I can’t think of anything else… anyone has things to add?