Rating: **.5 / 5

‘It was beauty that killed him.’
It’s a remake of the 1933 classic, which I believe, generated more waves of excitement than this one. Put in one screaming-soulful blond, one soulful scriptwriter, one director who can’t act for nuts, one big mass of fur and growls, a hundred raging bronchosaurus-velocipt**saurus-t-rex, a hundred raging tribal crazies and you’ve got your ‘King Kong’ 2005.
I actually preferred Jurassic Park I, II, III to this one show!
Hmm, on second thoughts, maybe it would have been better to catch it on the big screen… more majestic eh?


