the mystery of the ‘uneven balls’…
A: hello, my friend, who is an insurance agent wants me to ask you what is the name of a certain operation…
me: oic, what was the operation for?
A: erm, it was for uneven balls?
me: uneven balls?!?! (a thousand pictures of various conditions flash thru the mind… things like cryptorchidism, chronically retracted testes, inguinal-scrotal hernia, and even the transilluminable hydrocoele!!! but wait a minute, don’t all guys have so-called uneven balls?)
A: ya… so what do you think that op was for?
me: er, uneven balls sounds really unspecific, did the doc say what condition he had?
A: erm, i dunno…. only we know that it’s uneven balls so have to do operation…
me: ok, hey wait, your friend’s an insurance agent right? the guy is doing a claim for his operation? he’ll need a medical report from the hospital for it rite… the name of the operation and the condition should be in the report rite…
