Today was my dopiest day ever… (for those who’ve always wondered why I’m called ‘dopey’, this is why),

First, I managed to use whatever energy left to drive down to the hospital… Then I promptly took a shut eye at the student’s centre, got roused by a cg mate and went to the MO room at the ward, where I promptly fell asleep on the bed in the call room. While nodding off, I also hit my lower lip against the headrest. :S (EW did u hear an odd sound?)

Finally, I topped all possibilities by falling asleep in front of another CG mate, in the midst of our conversation…

Yawned my way through taking bloods and was too anhedonic to respond to insults from this irrrrritating patient. (I’d so love to give him a needle thoracostomy, grrrr…)

Then stubbed my toe on a chair while heading towards the sink. There was a patient sitting out of his bed, and he actually exclaimed in glee, ‘WA, second person to walk into the chair leh! You all don’t look where you’re walking ah?’ *ouch ouch ouch*

Finally, almost crashed into the expressway barrier at the sharp exit to my area! Tian ah! Scared the hell out of me… I’ve had my first two brushes liao, don’t want to meet my third and last that soon…

Anyway, this is my prescription:

Slap BC q10min/PRN *ouch*

(BC: both cheeks)

fifth disease