Through the pages...December 17, 2006 9:05 pm

Even though the Nursery Crimes series will never be as good as the Thursday Next series, it’s still a breakthrough in the literary world. Jasper Fforde’s books are like the book about all books. He combines legendary characters from well-known literature and weaves a seamless, tautly plotted story. In the Nursery Crimes series, as the title suggests, he puts together various nursery rhymes characters, but he also gives them a background.

For example, Humpty Dumpty isn’t just this egg that fell from the wall and caused all that turmoil, he supposedly is Jewish (and extremely wealthy) with this super long name and is quite the lady’s man. Even more shocking would be the Gingerbread man, who’s a running, murdering 7 foot tall biscuit/cake that is a serial murderer with a victim count totalling 112.

‘The Fourth Bear’ brings Jack Spratt (who could eat no fat) and Mary Mary (quite contrary) into a plot that entwines the Three Bears living in Andersen’s Wood, Goldilocks (of course), and sundry other characters like Caliban (Tempest), Punch & Judy (marriage counsellors, hahaha…) and Dorian Grey (and how he modified Jack’s Allegro!).

In this series, they’re investigating the murder of Goldilocks, who ‘ran away from the cottage and was never seen again’, and they uncover a conspiracy involving cucumbers that undergo fission releasing nuclear blasts when they reach 50kilos, the illegal trade of porridge, honey and oats in the black market by bears… And then, all’s revealed with the fourth bear! Haha, I shall not say more because I can almost hear the gritting of EW’s teeth and the sheer irritation of finding out the end of the story even before she’s laid her hands on that book! hahaha…

Ok, blogging about this book doesn’t do it justice, you’ve got to read it!

Look out for Thursday Next in the next installment of the series, ‘The War of the Words’ (July 2007), and Ashley, Jack and Mary will be back in ‘The Last Great Tortoise Race’!

The pensieve - daily musings 12:40 am

It was a nite out to celebrate 3 birthdaes… Nala’s was one of them, and guess what she wanted as her birthday present?

NUTS!, almonds and macademias especially…. so dutifully, we went and bought her a sack of nuts.

Perhaps working for the navy is driving her nuts.

She claims, ‘I see so many guys these days, I think I’m turning LES! When I see a girl, a go, OOOH!!!’

US: Eh, so many guys, got any good ones?

Nala: Either married, too young (yes, our Nala likes older men, who look like Alan Tam or the oldest-looking pilot in that Triumph in the Skies HK drama)

Sanz: Or gay, like the two cute guys at ZoukOut.

Nala: dopey, the hospital so big, why no guys huh?

Me: Aiyo, hospital? Choy! Either dead or dying…

Nala: Get one old, rich dying man?

Me: Erm, got many old, almost there, but in great debt to the hospital…

Later, at Alley Bar… DT orders an Angel’s Kiss, but it comes without the whipped cream. We scrutinise that miserly shot glass (watever u call that small glass thingy), then finally, they realised they’d forgotten to put the cream in. Aiyo…

DT: How am I going to down this thing? There’s too much cream!

Nala: Er, I think you’re supposed to seductively lick the cream…

US: NALA! What happened to you?! You mix too much with those officers liao lah…

Alley Bar: Snugly found between Rouge and this eerie looking pub with white chinese lanterns bearing red words saying ‘新加坡’, Alley Bar is a slightly more upmarket sort of bar, I feel, as evidenced by the clientele there… Very well-dressed, and quite classy… and the menu… the drinks are more expensive than the other bars I’ve been to so far. (not like I go drink a lot anyway)

Hmm, I think next time go pub muz go with my usual gang. And it’s a pre-requisite to have older, working guy friends around. HAHAHA…