I pride myself at usually being extremely blur but still able to pick up clues in time to avoid being sabo-ed by friends. But alas, I am no match for these two evil gays (oops, I meant guys) in my CG and this one persistent irritant. ;)

‘Oio, why must you persistently irritate me huh?’ Stamps foot a la Edna Mode

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Dopey, Boss, Irene, and ‘irritant’ were walking along the level 3 corridor in XYZ hospital when a distinguished gentleman walks past…

Boss + Irene: Afternoon Prof!

Dopey: (stage whisper to Boss) Hey, that was Prof AN rite?

Boss: (eyes wide open, almost exomphalmic) Hey, you very lousy leh! That one who you also dunno?! That’s WHK you know! You want to die ah…

‘Irritant’: (in his usual pose of exaggerated disbelief - neck extended, shoulders pulled back, eye brows shot up into the hair, and eyes popping out so that one could see the lower limbus) You dunno who that is?!?!?!

Irene: (adds in his four cents worth) blah blah blah blah blah!?!?!

Me: (very paiseh) But erm, this guy looks very non-Chinese leh!

Boss: Cannot meh? You cannot differentiate ah?

Later in the lift…

Irene: Eh Dopey, you can’t tell the difference between Chinese and non?

Me: Apparently so…

Irene: Actually that was Prof AN!

Irene + Boss + ‘the most irritating irritant’: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

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Sei lor, I cannot differentiate the different profs… That day mistook a LPS for a YHK… But Boss says that’s like mistaking a lion for a tiger, so nevermind la, sure sei either way. I think might as well apply Risk Stratification since I need any spare memory space to remember more ‘Causes of …’ and ‘Complications of …’, just stratify the profs to: ‘High Risk Failure’, ‘Intermediate Risk Failure’ and ‘Low Risk Failure’ categories…