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How to drive, the Dopey way!
Credits to Bruno Bozzetto.
Some stuff Dopey’s infamous for!
Her parallel parking!
She has never successfully parked her car in parallel when only one slot is available, and is not ashamed to declare it here… Lolz… In fact, her very kind boss, who has her welfare at heart (and of course, doesn’t want her to keep reporting late for work at the ex-claypot stall) wrote up a how to park parallel guidelines for her —> Parallel parking by Boss
Driving into the ditch at hospital X
Remember how there’s this car park that we are allowed to use in hospital X? The one on the hill? There’s a ditch near to one of the parking areas rite? And yours truly made an overly acute turn and drove into it. Sigh… required two porters to help port the car out!
The infamous turn @ Tampines!
Once I was driving along a four-lane wide road at Tampines, where I realised (or rather, my 24hour dial-a-map service) instructed me to make a U-turn… Thus, I did a rather illegal U turn on that wide road, only to realise that all FOUR lanes ran in the same direction… Deftly, I made another illegal U turn again! Luckily no other cars were around, or I would have turned into oncoming traffic!
Losing the car
The most embarrassing incident was at NUS science carpark, in front of so many meddies, hunting for the car…
And then there was the really horrid one at the Far East car park… Another time at Vivocity… even at the multistorey at my own place… lolz…
Losing the carpark -> not again!
And if losing the car weren’t bad enough, she loses the car park too!
The reflex turn
As you all know, I chart my path around Sg based on locations of various hospitals… So once, on my way home from Clarke Quay (actually, just very recently…), I made a reflex turn into SGH A&E instead of the AYE… Sighz…
