Read some of these hilarious anecdotes while flipping through a magazine at the hotel…

Snakes Alive!
A woman - who wises to remain nameless - from Arizona, got in her car for a drive, and before long she felt something tickling her ankle. She looked down and, of all things, she saw a snake sticking out of the bottom of her pants leg. Terrified by the snake, which was creeping rapidly up her leg, the woman pulled the car over, leaped out and began to kick out, in an effort to dislodge the snake. She failed and the snake crept still further up her pants leg, and she dropped to the ground and rolled around, hoping the snake would slither out.

A man (who also claims anonymity) driving by saw her contortions, and thought, “That poor woman is having a seizure!” So he stopped his car and ran over to help her. Another man driving by saw the first man bent over a kicking, screaming woman. He stopped his car, ran over and punched the first man in the face for beating on the poor woman.

The Helpful Murderer
Valdamair Morelos, 35, confessed to murder in San Jose, CA, and told the judge he wanted the death penalty, but he was forced to trial because California law requires one in capital cases. Consequently, at the trial in January, Morelos occasionally tried to help the prosecution. For instance, after the prosecutor described the killing to the judge, Morelos added, “I blindfolded him, too.”