Moral of the story: Life can be simple, and IS simple, at times…

Roll Out The Barrow
A man who worked in a large factory was stopped on his way out every night as he wheeled out a wheelbarrow full of straw. Each night the suspicious security guard would sift through the straw to make sure the employee wasn’t stealing, each night he found nothing but straw. Years later the man was retiring and as he left the guard said that he knew he was stealing something all these years, what was it. The retiree answered “wheelbarrows”.

MY LIFE IS VERY SIMPLE NOW.

WORK, EAT, WORK, CALL, WORK, SLEEP, EAT, SLEEP, WORK, EAT, WORK, CALL, WORK, WORK, EAT, SLEEP.