As a tru-blu harry potter fan, and with the collaboration of BOSS,
We came up with this.
MAGIC 101 for use in the wards:
DAY WORK
Finished your catheterisation? Finished LP? Everything’s in a mess? - - - Evanesco!
Pt: “Doctor, I really never drink beer one… ”
You: “Yeah, I believe you uncle… LEGILIMENS!!!”
Muffliato - the ultimate spell to use to gossip about your bosses when they are in the vicinity! haha…
No more “auntie, can you please stop moving and let me put the plug in!” Simply say a “Immobulus!”
Pt: “Doctor, can you give me drink some water? I very tired, can give me some sleeping pills? Doctor, can you let me go home? I want to go home…. ”
“Silencio!”
and the most useful…
Accio!
Accio casenotes! Accio temperature chart! Accio IMR! Accio staff nurse! Haha…
(just make sure the nurses don’t ‘accio HO’)
ON-CALL
Petrificus Totalus: for those demented aunties who fight nail and tooth when you try to do neuro exam, take blood or set plug.
Ennervate - can save all the trouble of the ETT, then also can put MICU outta business. Heh.
Lumos - more for those pple who need to walk along the creepy corridors of AH, or the lonely dark path to KRW.
Impedimenta - to all the shit that comes our way daily. -_-
DARK MAGIC
And like the hippocratic oath, some spells are taboo too!
Like your ‘Avada Kedavra’, ‘Imperio’ and ‘Cruciatus’, no matter how much we would like to use the latter two on certain people…
