Lunch time….

Guy A: Hey you gay rite? Own up lah…

Guy B: No…

Girl: Maybe it’s just a facade?

Guy B: This is so unfair, just because I’m 28 and single, people say I’m gay.

Guy A: Ya lor, and you’re always wearing purple shirts! See like purple again today!

Girl: Maybe metrosexual?

Guy B: Nope EWWW

Guy A: Then must be gay lah! Or else why do you have so many purple shirts?

Guy B: For the last time, I’m telling you I’m not gay! And this is not purple, it’s LILAC!